2. My boobs are lookin' good (replace boobs with the "t" word)
3. I'm SO chinese
4. He loves me
5. I'm a bitch
6. I can visit him anytime as long as I leave my kid at home
7. I have a heartbeat (he actually pressed his head to my chest)
8. He loves me, again
9. He tans better than I do
10. There is one gay bar in Puerto Plata if I want to go. (He obviously didn't read the "gay for pay" section in Frommers)
Drunk, sloppy gay men are fabulous. :)
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