Master of none: I'm Dax's checklist, Cruz' #1 fan, Lizzie's frisbee thrower, stray cat sympathizer and @home writer for a public health foundation. I like jumping into piles of warm laundry and getting caught eating cookies when Dax can taste it on my lips. Sometimes I can't help but sigh outloud, but it just feels really good to do that. When I run, I sing the Coco Krispies jingle in my head to keep pace. And, if I could have anything in this world right now, I'd probably wish for some sort of paging device for my glasses.
1:22 p.m.
